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I am a lover of weird. I like humans because they are entertaining. I believe stupidity should be painful. I think the color pink needs to be banished from existance. I like to play with guns, bows, and knives.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Wife Used Dog Shock Collar To Keep Porn Addicted Husband in Bed

A German woman admitted to keeping her husband in bed at night by locking a dog shock collar around his neck.

Tuesday on a popular daytime women’s TV show in Germany women discussed the extremes that they have gone to to keep their spouses from spending all of their time looking at porn on the Internet. One lady who chose to wear a mask so not to be identified told of how she had to padlock a dog’s shock collar around the neck of her husband to keep him from getting up.

He used to sneak down stairs and get on the computer for hours she said. It was effecting his performance at his job. He would fall asleep at work. “They even called me at home to see if I would take him to the doctor for his sleep disorder not knowing that he had been up all night masturbating to porn”.

The woman described how she kept the controls for the collar on her night stand and would set the range for it to go off at 3 meters. The husband agreed to wear the collar at first but she caught him sneaking it off one night. Thats when she started locking it to his neck.

The couple was willing to do anything to save their 12 years of marriage.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Kindergartner Charged With Felony Tantrum

On March 28, Desre'e Watson, a 6-year-old kindergarten student at Avon Elementary School, had a bad morning. She cried. She wailed. She kicked. She scratched. She hit a teacher. That's what the police say, anyway.

The police? That's right. To subdue the unruly kindergartner, school officials phoned Avon Park's police department ("committed to enhancing the 'Quality of Life' of the community"). When the cops arrived, young Desre'e attempted to resist arrest by crawling under a table. But Avon Park's finest pulled her out, cuffed her, put her in a police cruiser, drove her to the county jail, and charged this 50-pound menace with a felony and two misdemeanors. The police report is below.



"When there is an outburst of violence," Police Chief Frank Mercurio told a local news station, "we have a duty to protect and make that school a safe environment for the students, staff and faculty. That's why, at this point, the person was arrested regardless what the age."

Monday, April 02, 2007

V8 engine left on Division street causes wreck

V8 engine left on Division street causes wreck

01:27 PM PDT on Monday, April 2, 2007

Washington State Patrol


SPOKANE -- The Washington State Patrol in investigating a collision that occurred at approximately 11 pm on Sunday night.

A V-8 engine block was left in the left lane of the road on Division northbound just South of Wellesley and was struck by a passing vehicle.